I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I will die if light touches me.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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