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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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