My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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