Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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