Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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