Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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