i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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