thus making me awesome and them whores
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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