try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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