I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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