i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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