Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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