I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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