obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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