Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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