We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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