so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
where are you?
Hypothermia
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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