She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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