Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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