pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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