I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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