after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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