i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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