So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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