he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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