Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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