I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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