is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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