I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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