so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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