I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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