we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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