If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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