did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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