dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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