There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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