If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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