did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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