Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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