Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
