Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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