i permit you to call me
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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