also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i dont even know how to be here
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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