Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
do herpes really smell.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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