Porn is love you can see.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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