He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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