im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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