Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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