they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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