The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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