please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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